Counting Lemmings

We have 100 lemmings and we are going to count them down.
Also, each time specifying how the lemming mouse dies, for example :
100 got hit by a car.
99 ate a poisoned apple
etc..

Lets start XD

100, ate too many sweets.

99, got caught in a bookquake.

98, got sat upon by something that did not appear to be irrelefant.

(You know no one else is going to understand that joke, right?)

97... well, let's just say that fur is very flammable.

(pervectly aware, yes)
96, drowned in a cup of juice

95, crushed by a falling anvil

94, got picked up by an owl and then.. dropped. You can guess what happened to it.

93, happened to be around me on a bad day. Poor thing...

92, swallowed a bag full of nitroglycerine, and then took a tumble down the stairs...

91 looked down a hole. Turned out to be geyser. The body was never found.